CORE21 in Kumamoto City: Impression Which Happiness

There is some impressively clear English usage in Japan. There is also some that is so convoluted that it begs to be photographed. This billboard in Kumamoto City, Japan is one of the later. The text reads, "This is the story of the impression which happiness in CORE21. The following leading part is you. The story makes impression on the many people, means to receive praise simultaneously, probably, will be. Please to CORE21. Your good fortune is prayed." CORE21 is a pachinko parlor.